Thursday, 30 December 2010

End of chapter 2010

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Well now that the year is almost over time to make some new year resolutions and abide by them , i often wonder why after the new year begins im the same person still i don't change and nothing fulfilling ever happens. I guess i never made any new years resolutions but this year well i got some and i hope to live by them till the end of the 2011.
So wherever you are and whatever you gonna be doing come 2011 i wish you a happy one and yes definitely get DRUNK that is if it's not your NYE resolution to quit drinking otherwise les' get busy people .
peace out .


Tuesday, 28 December 2010

Flash Back 2010

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A take a look at memorable moments in 2010 in Martin's life: 
Jan - cold month
feb - can't remember what happened this month
mar - slow days 
april - worst spring break ever
may - beginning of a long summer 
june - endless night outs, raving till am and waking up in the pm
july - slow days of the summer
aug - financial breakdown
sept - my birthday big up to all the Libra's
oct - Kajsa Colde hmmmm......story of how it all began . Best friend ever ! From Sweden with love
nov- caught up in school work , last term ever in school i think
dec - christmas time to reflect, no gifts opened in 2010, depressed a bit all in all good bye 2010 and hih hip hooray 2011 it's about time



Monday, 27 December 2010

NYE

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4 days and counting down till 2010 is over 
phewww ) relief at the end of such a long and dramatic year 
nevertheless, looking forward to ms Kajsa's arrival back from 
home and also ushering 2011 together.  I don't know whether i should be thanking school
or ivy halls for bringing us together or it was pure fate 
whatever the case, it's been one of the best moments of 2010
hope we kick it together like always in 2011.
still counting down though.....
til then asta la vista people 
peace 


Friday, 24 December 2010

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year

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It's that time of year again today Xmas eve time 
to get mashed, Xmas day get smashed no gifts to 
open , Boxing day well ain't much except get wasted 
& live it up. To you out there I wish you a belated 
day may you live it up as well. 
Peace 


Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Summer Boredom Freestyles

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Aquemini

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Even the sun goes down heroes eventually die
Horoscopes often lie and sometimes "y"
nothin' is for sure nothin' is for certain nothin' lasts forever
But until they close the curtain
it's him & I Aquemini


HAPPINESS IS A HABIT

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No matter how positive you are, everything is NOT going to go your way.. WE MUST be ready to make the most of every situation that comes our way. DO NOT let minor annoyances and problems ruin your day. The difference between happy positive people and unhappy negative people is the willingness to change and adjust our attitudes in any and every situation.... Have a positive day! :-) 

DIARY BEFORE CHRISTMAS EVE 2010

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TIME : 0300AM
LOCATION : IN A 10 x 5 ROOM
MOOD: DEPRESSED/CONFUSED/ANGRY
EMOTIONS: 1
WHAT I AM DOING NOW : WATCHING DEF JAM COMEDY "BERNIE MAC"
CHRISTMAS WISH LIST: xBOX or PS3, Timberland Boots, GYM pass for 2011, A JOB

Marina And The Diamonds - I Am Not A Robot Live

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Linda The Cougar

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 Boy meets middle aged woman. Middle aged woman courts Boy. Intercourse. Boy left out to dry.
 This song is an ode to every young man who has fallen for a PTA mom starving for attention. After being literally and figuratively screwed by Linda, our protagonist can only find recluse in the music of Wham! Love can be a tragic game, particularly when its played with a partner that is old enough to be your moms older sister.

DJ Tanner

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Im D-E-F like number 3 on the phone

Coming out your stereo or blowin up your head phones
This track, is guaranteed to make you move
We Krush Groove, and show improve
From the front of this place to the back of the room
From the window to the wall party till high noon
Silver Spoons Call me Ricky Schroeder
Because your girl rides my train when she comes over
Yeah, she loves her some DJ Tanner
Specially up inside her pink panther
I did her like, I did her like that
I did her with my waffle ball bat
SOOO Im Fahrenheit 451 degrees
I circle MCs
Because my style flips easier than SUVs
But please, excuse me (because)

DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with
DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with
DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with
Im D-E-F like number 3 on the phone BITCHES

Tell me to warm up a crowd, shit Ill giveem heat rash
And makeem sweat fast like Mama Cass 
Running laps in football pads
You dont have to do the math
I aint a gangster not even half
But I talk so much shit when I rap
You can listen to one track 
And you will need a bath
MCs I break fast
Because my rhymes are dirtier than Amy Winehouses Vag
So there probably covered with blisters and scabs
More scars than something from Frankensteins lab
But Lee Malvo would hit it from the back of his car
Even if it was from a 100 + yards (Sorry)
Flashbacks to DC Sniper season
People are scared to pump gas, but for a different reason
You need a politician that you can believe in
But instead you can only find a rapping heathen

DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with
DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with
DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with
Im D-E-F like number 3 on the phone BITCHES


Im like a kind in a wheelchair I never trip
I never slip, like a Sado Masochist
Im just looking for a girl to hit, SO,
Come on ma, let me hit it from the back,
But dont get scurd, I only talk like Im black
Another white kid from Jersey, trying to make a rap
Trying to make a track that will make people react
Like the first time they did a google search for scat
And this song is for every kid in the suburbs
50 cent fans that wannabe hustlers
their only weapon is a DVD with Danny Glover
That ride around in cars that used to be their mothers
Windows down, in the winter and the summer
Holding down jobs working at blockbuster
Damn, thats the life were living
Stone cold pimpin since my circumcision

DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with
DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with
DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with
Im D-E-F like number 3 on the phone BITCHES


DENZEL WASHINGTON IMPERSONATION

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